🌿 Real food for complex bodies

You can eat more than cardboard.

A food system for people with MCAS, EDS, POTS, SIBO, dysautonomia, and all the conditions nobody talks about together. Built by someone who lives with all of them.

MCAS-safe recipes
Real macros, real science
D'Adamo Gatherer aligned
🧬 Ratio P:C 2.7:1 ✅
❄️ Thermal Law applied
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Pumpkin Shepherd's Pie

Traditional comfort food reimagined — pumpkin mash instead of potato, turkey filling, walnut oil drizzle. Batch-friendly, MCAS-safe, delicious.

480
kcal
38g
protein
18g
net carbs
2.1:1
P:C ratio
◊ MCAS-safe Gatherer ◊ Batch friendly

The internet will tell you to eliminate everything.
We say: learn what works for you.

There are 400-item avoid lists everywhere. What nobody gives you is a system that actually lets you eat food you love — with the science behind why it works for your specific body.

30+
tested recipes
4
conditions covered
better P:C ratio than standard
−3.3kg
in 15 days (where 28 days keto = 0)
The Foundation
Five laws that govern every recipe

Every recipe on unibod follows these principles — not because they sound good, but because they're based on real SNP data, real histamine responses, and 42 years of lived interoception.

01
Sips, never waves

Max 22g net carbs per meal. Small, distributed doses that a metabolically constrained pancreas can actually handle. No glucose tsunamis.

02
Always with an escort

Carbs never travel alone. Every gram of carbohydrate is accompanied by protein and fat — the escort slows absorption and protects your pancreas.

03
The Thermal Law

Cold > lukewarm > hot. Heat triggers mast cell degranulation. Cold food is not just a preference — it's anti-histamine therapy on a plate.

04
Vegetables: always cooked

MCAS + complex digestion = no raw vegetables (except tomato ◊). Sautéed, steamed, roasted, wok-fried — always. This is non-negotiable.

05
Protein is the center

Build the plate from the inside out: protein first, then fat, then the small carb companion. Not the other way around. Always.

Recipes that look like food.
Because they are food.

Every recipe has three things most recipe sites don't: the molecular mechanism, the D'Adamo status, and the honest macro breakdown.

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Chocolate Overnight Oats

Tastes like mousse. Is breakfast. Five superfoods. Batch Sunday → eat Tuesday without thinking.

358 kcal 1.14:1 P:C ◊◊◊◊◊ MCAS-safe ❄️
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Karina's Pizza v2.0

Oat + walnut + flaxseed base. Turkey + farmer cheese topping. P:C ratio 2.7:1. Better than Domino's in every possible way.

470 kcal 2.7:1 P:C ◊ Gatherer Batch ✅
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Anti-MCAS Turkey Curry

Curry ◊ + turmeric ◊ + walnut milk. Double anti-inflammatory. The mast cells don't stand a chance.

440 kcal 2.7:1 P:C ◊◊◊ Freezer-friendly
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Dirt Cake

Walnutella + ricotta + 'dirt' of crushed walnuts + cacao. Looks like a plant. Tastes like a good day. Zero guilt required.

280 kcal 1.0:1 P:C ◊◊◊ Sweet tooth ✅
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The 29-Hit Fish Tortilla

White fish + eggs + farmer cheese. 14:1 P:C ratio. The dinner that makes your pancreas very, very happy.

380 kcal 14:1 P:C 🏆 Superfood 15 min ⚡
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No-Bake Peach Ricotta Tart

Almond + walnut base. Ricotta filling. Peach ◊ topping. No oven. No stress. Looks like a restaurant dessert.

240 kcal 1.25:1 P:C ◊◊ Gatherer Fridge only ❄️
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The experiment log
Keto, 28 days straight 0g lost
Fasting, 14 days 0g lost
Unibod protocol, 15 days −3.3 kg ✓
"My body has 7 genetic failure points in the insulin cascade. Keto requires fast fat burning — my genetics: slow. Fasting activated three survival brakes simultaneously. The protocol worked because it stopped fighting my biology."
The domino sequence
Age 40 Autism diagnosis → the first domino falls
Then hEDS, MCAS, dysautonomia, PCOS, PMDD
Now Building the tools that didn't exist
"My body self-medicated with pharmacological precision for 42 years without me knowing."

I'm Karina — based in Santiago, Chile. At 40, an autism diagnosis started a chain reaction: hEDS, MCAS, dysautonomia, PCOS, PMDD. Each diagnosis explained the previous one. One condition, multiple expressions. The dominoes had been falling for decades. I just didn't have the words yet.

I almost became a doctor. Instead, I became my own most complex patient — with an IQ of 170, 20 years of NLP practice, a medicinal garden full of lavender and 30 varieties of mint, and a gut I call Tripas who has been right about food longer than any specialist.

I rejected sugar before knowing I couldn't process it. Chose turkey before reading D'Adamo. Discovered the cold food rule before any paper explained mast cell thermal triggers. My SNP data later confirmed what my body had known all along: 7 genetic failure points in the insulin cascade, GLUT4 T/T Gatherer genotype, slow fat metabolism. The science gave names to the instincts.

Unibod exists because complex conditions are hard enough without also having to figure out what to eat. There are people working to make this easier — to give you one less thing to worry about. I want to be one of those people.

The Pumpkin Shepherd's Pie on Tuesday is the proof it works. 🎃

Tripas approves. That's the only test that matters. 🐔

Autism (dx age 40) hEDS MCAS Dysautonomia PCOS PMDD GLUT4 T/T Low insulin production

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